Today's terrible parking job award goes to...

Kinja'd!!! "NKato" (NKato)
10/04/2018 at 20:40 • Filed to: None

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This dipshit. It isn’t even an extended bed+extended cab combo  either. Left four feet in front of him in the parking spot.

Parking infractions like these do not last long, this is a location that often has a police officer posted all day. I t was where an armed robber tried to jack the Chase Bank inside a few weeks back, too.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > NKato
10/04/2018 at 20:56

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H ad some moron nearly block me in doing the same thing in the garage at work today - f150 in a “small car only” spot. The garage is 2/3rds empty so no excuse, just being a d!ck... 


Kinja'd!!! atfsgeoff > NKato
10/04/2018 at 20:58

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That is a mighty tight parking lot, the rows are placed precariously close for American size vehicles.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > atfsgeoff
10/04/2018 at 21:07

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If you can’t back a full-size car out of one of those spots, you have no business driving anything larger than a bicycle. 


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > NKato
10/04/2018 at 21:09

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I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt, there could have been some other dipshit that tried a pull-through and left a quarter of their car hanging in the other space, and that being the only space the truck could find. I’ve been there, even in a car. I always try to make my shopping extra quick so I can get back to my vehicle before the other jackass gets back to theirs so people don’t think I’m the moron.


Kinja'd!!! atfsgeoff > ranwhenparked
10/04/2018 at 21:21

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Have you seen how most Americans park?


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > atfsgeoff
10/04/2018 at 21:34

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It looks tight because t hat’s a one-way aisle with angled parking spaces. The angled spaces require less room to maneuver than perpendicular ones.


Kinja'd!!! NKato > BigBlock440
10/04/2018 at 21:36

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Half the lot is empty. No e xcuses.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > NKato
10/04/2018 at 21:40

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Geez, looks like the ENTIRE bed is out in the aisle. That green car on the other side might be able to squeeze out , but I don’t think that BMW would be able to make it.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > NKato
10/04/2018 at 21:45

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Snapped this one yesterday.

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Even the Crosstour owner overestimates how large the ass of that car is.


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > BigBlock440
10/04/2018 at 22:05

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Exactly, I say get  over it and move on. He wasn’t blocking spaces or traffic.


Kinja'd!!! NKato > Maxima Speed
10/04/2018 at 22:28

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Not blocking, sure. Impeding? Definitely. 


Kinja'd!!! NKato > McMike
10/04/2018 at 22:29

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 At least it's not sticking out into the lanes of travel. 


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > NKato
10/05/2018 at 06:13

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Possible when he parked there was a car hanging into that stall, so he was forced to park like that?


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Urambo Tauro
10/05/2018 at 06:13

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Unless you’re driving a truck like this.....


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > wafflesnfalafel
10/05/2018 at 06:15

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Was it a regular cab, short box?

I mean, that would be small compared to a lot of vehicles......


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
10/05/2018 at 21:48

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naw, crew cab short box 4x4 , stuck out like 5 feet.... Lariat I believe... Honestly, he was probably dodging the sprinkler heads in the garage to get down there - the garage only has a 6'0 ” clearance limit...


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > wafflesnfalafel
10/08/2018 at 07:09

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Figured, just cracking a joke.

Although I wonder this often: My car for instance is smaller than 90% of the vehicles on the road, does that mean I can park in the “compact only” spots?

I mean my 90s small midsize is narrower and shorter than modern compacts so.............?